linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 08, 2004
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sheet

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.
by Dave November 09, 2003
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Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.
Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.
by Dave June 18, 2006
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Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead
Muffemos- We are Dickheads
by Dave August 18, 2003
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birdie

A slang term referring to the middle finger.
"I gave that fucker the birdie when he wasn't lookin'."
by Dave September 28, 2004
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MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.
"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 03, 2004
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Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.
"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?
by dave January 17, 2004
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