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pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.
"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
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shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.
"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me
by Dave June 23, 2004
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FN

Fabrique Nationale.

The developer of premier, hi-tech personnel firearms. FN has been popularly known to be the developer of the HP handgun (in association with Browning). But now FN will be well-known for being the developer of two revolutionary new weapons : the Five-seveN handgun and P90 submachine-gun. Both of these are chambered in the FN-made catridge of 5.7x28mm. This caliber is designed to be convenient like a handgun, but devestating like an assault rifle (these bullets have armor-piercing capabilities).
FN has also made the premier M249, which is a 200-round, 5.56x45mm NATO machine-gun. FN has also made the FNC ("Free Nation's Rifle"; it somewhat resembles the Israeli Galil, in fact borrows traits from it, among others) and FAL (the FAL almost resembles an H&K G3A3), both of which are little-known, kind of.

But my most favorite guns from FN are the Five-seveN and P90. ^_^
"FN makes FN-good guns. ^_^"
-me
by Dave February 16, 2004
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slavery

*Marriage.

*Having a person do all your work.

*The popular portrayal of having a black person do all your work.
"*whip crack* giddup ya damn nigger and start pickin' cotton!!"
-not me lol
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Ice T - he's a superflypimphustlergansgterhardcoremotherfucker
by Dave July 8, 2003
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meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.
He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
by Dave March 4, 2003
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shibooty

adj. - That which has shibooty-like qualities.

n. - something which is unexplainable

v. - to shibooty (shibootied)
Dude! That's totally shibooty!

Q: So what happened after the panda melted?
A: Awwww man, it got all shibooty after that.

So after she pulled off her mask and showed you her "real face", what did you do?
Man, I shibootied her all night long!
by Dave November 18, 2003
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