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Absolute badass motherfuckers. A single 4-man group could probably defend themselves against half of Al-Qaeda. The best exponents of the FN Minimi light machinegun.
The Elitest of the Elite. Equalled but not bettered (in most respects) by The US Navy SEALS, the Russian Spetznaz and Delta Force.
The Elitest of the Elite. Equalled but not bettered (in most respects) by The US Navy SEALS, the Russian Spetznaz and Delta Force.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, 1 man from the SAS has a machete and he's gonna gut all of my 99 AK47-armed Talibans. RUN!!!!
by dave February 16, 2004
Get the sas mug.The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
by Dave May 3, 2005
Get the monkey piss mug.1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"
by Dave December 22, 2003
Get the Wagnon mug.An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"
"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"
"AAAAAAAH!
"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"
"AAAAAAAH!
by Dave September 19, 2003
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Get the Sumo_monkey22 mug.One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.
Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.
by Dave June 18, 2006
Get the Teabegger mug.A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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