dave's definitions

jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

choice

meaning EXCELLENT

those jeans you have on are choice

by dave June 8, 2003

Viper

The Dodge Viper is the most kick-ass car around. It totally owns the Corvette, no matter what anyone says.

"Although, the old Viper was cooler-looking; the current model isn't as luscious as the old one."
-me

by Dave October 21, 2004

assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 26, 2005

rolling stone

A metaphor for something that is always moving or changing. This phrase has many connections to music: It's the name of a magazine that focuses on pop culture and music, it's the name of a band, and it's a lyric in a song by Bob Dylan. These three things may be connected. A possible origin of this phrase is the old saying, "a rolling stone gathers no moss."

by Dave September 8, 2003

father ted

a great series

every episode ever made

by dave August 15, 2003

gob fart

when air that is caught in your stomach escapes through your mouth and goes *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!!!!*

it was rank we were eating dinner when he gob farted and wilted the flowers in the middle of the table

by dave April 9, 2003