Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 06, 2005
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nutsac

a sac to hold your nuts in can also be used to hold beans or maybe rice or sometimes marbles or maybe those hot wheel fucking things you played with when you were a kid , when you weren't playing with yourself that is
are those beans in your nutsac
by Dave February 01, 2005
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chick

"I met this one chick the other night....man she was ugly!"
by Dave January 15, 2004
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CQB

Close Quarters Battle

Speaks for itself, but if you must receive a definition : CQB is the art of hand-to-hand combat.
"Martial Arts is very essential to be a great soldier excelling in CQB. I mean, look at Solid Snake! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave February 23, 2004
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milled

he got milled out of it by the truck. the gang of thugs milled some guy out of it. he fell of his bike and got milled.
by Dave March 15, 2005
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reincarnation

The act of the soul taking the form of a new lifeform, after the previous body has died.
"I believe in God, karma, and reincarnation."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Snake

*A reptile (aka : lizard) with the characteristics of being one long body, moving by means of muscular movements within its body to "slither". Snakes come in a wide variety of different species, such as pythons, cobras, vipers, and many others; the largest is the anaconda. Many snakes are also poisonous to various species, including humans, because its fangs are rife with a powerful venom. The snake is thus a very fearful predator.

*A slang term for a man's penis.

*Short name for Solid Snake, the main character of the Metal Gear series.

*A term to refer to stealing (or snatching, snagging, etc), often through stealthy, clandestine means.

*A common name for a member of a gang.
"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, the snake was the symbol of independence."
-a quote from an E3 ad for MGS2, May 2001

"I just snaked your chair!"

"In MGS3 you'll be able to eat snakes. Yummy...^-^"

PERSON : "What's your name?"
LEATHER-CLAD MIDDLE-AGE DUDE : "Snake".

"Now here's a very good shot of an Alabama blacksnake."
-the black dude from Full Metal Jacket after he whips out his schlong for that one chick
by Dave April 23, 2004
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