jonsey

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

fang it

The word fang it is used when some one has gone faster than ever before. It is the word to describe faster than the fastest of fasts, its fucken fast.

Tomo: Oi look at butler he is getting towed by a car on his skater.
Josh: arhhhhhhh he just clocked 54km/h
Ribbs: woooooo fang it butler

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

off his head

Pissed as a mofo and on his fucken arse

Tommo: Look at ribbs he is off his head
Ben: Hahahahahaha yeahh

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

the couch

The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.

Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

taxi ears

taxo ears means you have the biggest fucken ears ever.

Tommo: my grampa has taxi ears.
Ribbs(losty): hehe mine doesnt.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

vert-x

The best Fucken place ever fucken built in the history of building anything.It was the place to be any time of the day,any time of the night.You could go there and have a skate and your troubles would be gone and your thaughts would be clear.You could meet new peopel and learn new tricks and have he time of your night.After having a skate here you would feel so good about yourself.It was the best skatepark ever built and had the best locals and the best Fucken everything.
R.I.P

Tommo:Oi Ben man vert-x shuy down man.
Ben:...............
Tommo:did you here me man
Ben:...............
Tommo:oi ben lad
Ben:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOME IS GOOOOONE

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

mayoh

mayoh has to to be the funniest danga and just the biggest aussie bloke i no. he makes you laugh till you cant laugh anymore and always is the cunt that says im not going to drink but is the one who ends up passed out on the ground

Tommo: oi ben bra where the fuck is mayoh
Ben: hahahaha he is behind the library chucken a piss.
Tommo and Ben: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005