darren thomson's definitions

taxi ears

taxo ears means you have the biggest fucken ears ever.

Tommo: my grampa has taxi ears.
Ribbs(losty): hehe mine doesnt.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

ya mum

If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

the couch

The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.

Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

flaming oee randue

Person with orange hair who is clicking it at something or other.Also name givin to a dude off tension.We also call Mrs Ribbs one.

Tommo:Look at ya mum ribbs
Ribbs:Yeah shes a flaming oee randue.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

tomo's halfpipe

The place that we have madejams and the place that has held the best stacks and tricks.Mayoh loves this half pipe.He would rather skate on this halfpipe than get pissed.He also sleeps on it and passes out on it to.We should change the name to mayohs halfpipe

Tommo:Oi mayoh come get pissed.
Mayoh:1 more go........10m later
Tommo:oi man come get pissed
Mayoh:1 more go.......1hour later. mmmmmmmmm alcohol......2 hours later.zzzzzzzzzzz snoring his head off on the halfpipe.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

vert-x

The best Fucken place ever fucken built in the history of building anything.It was the place to be any time of the day,any time of the night.You could go there and have a skate and your troubles would be gone and your thaughts would be clear.You could meet new peopel and learn new tricks and have he time of your night.After having a skate here you would feel so good about yourself.It was the best skatepark ever built and had the best locals and the best Fucken everything.
R.I.P

Tommo:Oi Ben man vert-x shuy down man.
Ben:...............
Tommo:did you here me man
Ben:...............
Tommo:oi ben lad
Ben:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOME IS GOOOOONE

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005

mc shit

Mc Shit is where you go to mac donalds and mc nuggets and mc chip and fucken mc big mac and the go to the toilet and chuck a big shit in the toilet without flushing it and leaving it to stink out the whole place

Tommo went into maccas the other day and done the biggest mc shit ov ever seen they had to evacuate the whole place

by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006