daniel a.k.a benjamin's definitions

Yerg

Derived from the word 'Yurt' which is a mongolian tent. Can be built using the following: a fold out bed, quilts, brooms/mops/metal poles, sellotape.
Once constructed (if constructed properly) you should have a tent which can stand the test of time (or just the night)which you can cotch in with up to three people. Smoking inside of the Yerg is NOT recommended.

'We need somewhere to cotch'
'Its gonna have to be a Yerg then'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 5, 2005

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005

Kanoodling

To be in the act of any form of sexual activity be it flirting or other such things foolish adolescents get up to. If someone were to express their willingness to be kanoodling with someone else they would usally be talking about the person in question CONSTANTLY. An example of this would be:
'OMG! TOMtomTOMtomTOMtomTOMtom'

'nye and izzy were kanoodling at charlottes'
'jade and tom are so gonna be kanoodling at chloes on saturday'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 30, 2005

The Surgical

Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.

Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 27, 2005

Industrial Pull

To take a very long 'pull' usally from a 'joint' or other smoking materials used by very nice people. When exhaled the copious amount of smoke should take on the form of that you may see rising from an industrial factory.

'dude! that pull was industrial'
'check out that industrial pull'

by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 9, 2005

Pretty Kitty

Also can be known as a 'jade' or other catlike creatures. People who have a catlike face and nature are often refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty'. Note: Being refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty' is usally a compliment not an insult.

'awww look at that pretty kitty'
'*hisssssssssss*'

by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 9, 2005

Long bop

You have an arduous journey ahead of you. To be in the process of a long bop is almost unheard of being that it refers to such a strenuous journey. Primarily used by chavs and other people also of a crap nature who are too lazy to move.

'u wanna go down the road?'
'but its such a long bop'

by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 4, 2005