daniel a.k.a benjamin's definitions

Pretty Kitty

Also can be known as a 'jade' or other catlike creatures. People who have a catlike face and nature are often refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty'. Note: Being refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty' is usally a compliment not an insult.

'awww look at that pretty kitty'
'*hisssssssssss*'

by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 9, 2005

Industrial Pull

To take a very long 'pull' usally from a 'joint' or other smoking materials used by very nice people. When exhaled the copious amount of smoke should take on the form of that you may see rising from an industrial factory.

'dude! that pull was industrial'
'check out that industrial pull'

by daniel a.k.a benjamin October 9, 2005

Lash

Insult to describe a coward or fearful individual in french or just plain twat.

Dan (paranoid dude): 'methinks i need to run!'
Max (chilled dude): 'stop being paranoid you lash'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006

Waxsmith

A very talented individual, one who can mold wax into various useful objects in the absence of a real one such as an ash tray.

Scenario: Friends in a pub
Tom: shit..dya have an ashtray?
Roise the Waxsmith: gimme 2mins a candle and some fire...'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin April 27, 2006

The Pinnacle of Blatant

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.

'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 2, 2005

Goosberry

A single person(or people) who are stuck in the same house/room with many loved up couples who cant stop getting off in your face. A goosberry will be left sitting awkwardly and feeling slightly worthless because of their singledom but goosberries are able to have fun without a partner and do not need to be constantly in a relationship to feel valued and have fun.

The dude/dudette who follows around couples is a goosberry.

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin January 10, 2006

The Surgical

Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.

Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'

by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 27, 2005