daniel's definitions

Dankin

n. One that has qualities associated with Dankins including stupidity, ugliness, being named Jared, being annoying and weak.

Jared Shank

by Daniel October 2, 2003

windows

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

by Daniel November 18, 2003

danyo

1. The phonetic spelling for the quick pronunciation of the almighty name "Daniel"

2. Nickname given to the highest ranking of Daniels

3. The absense of a space and/or comma between calling your friend, Dan, and greeting him.

1. Hey Danyo! Why are you so awesome beyond all awesomeness?

2. I dub thee Danyo, Daniel. You are of the greatest of Daniels.

3. Friend: danyo
Dan: huh?
Friend: dan, yo
Dan: oh

by Daniel January 22, 2004

fishbate

(n.) Beastly man; one whos experties in women and video games is high.

(v.) When a man touches a womens penis

"Oh man, fishbate is a complete beast"

by Daniel December 20, 2004

Gastropoof

To make a loud fart

damn son that young just made a loud ass gastropoof lets jump him

by Daniel May 15, 2004

dingle berries

A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.

TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole

by Daniel September 2, 2003

return burn

To retaliate against someone who has dissed you or made a snide comment directed at you.

"After Joe made a crack about my mama, I was determined to serve up a return burn about his acne."

by Daniel February 21, 2005