dangnuggets's definitions
Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.
Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF
BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!
by dangnuggets October 10, 2016
Get the penis foodmug. A complete dumbass PE teacher with an IQ level of a 10-year-old. Usually a male with a stomach being hugged by his tight shirt.
by dangnuggets June 22, 2016
Get the fat jockmug. Only Trump supporters and Cruz supporters who happen to be black use this word as a sub for "ask." No other black person uses it.
Did I ax you if Trump was a racist or not?
Did I ax you if Trump was a racist or not?
Only Trump supporters and Cruz supporters who happen to be black use this word as a sub for "ask." No other black person uses it.
Did I ax you if Trump was a racist or not?
Did I ax you if Trump was a racist or not?
by dangnuggets April 2, 2019
Get the axmug. What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"
Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
by dangnuggets November 3, 2016
Get the middle fingermug. What real friends will never give to you. 100% disrespectful, meaning "fuck you" or even worse, "I hope you die inside your mother's ass!"
Girl BFF to Swaggy Guy: *gives him the middle finger*
Swaggy Guy to Girl BFF: I'm leaving, that wasn't cute! Bye, bitch!
Swaggy Guy to Girl BFF: I'm leaving, that wasn't cute! Bye, bitch!
by dangnuggets November 3, 2016
Get the middle fingermug. 
A mild swear word; used when one is afraid to use "shit." Similar to "crap" but without the defecation meaning.
by dangnuggets January 20, 2016
Get the damnmug.