dangnuggets's definitions

middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"

Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

penis food

Hot dogs and other long Frankfurts/sausages (including cheese dogs), footlong sandwiches (like those from Subway), eggplants, Popsicles, butternut squash, bananas, and/or any other food shaped of this sort. Guys love to post pictures of these foods online before they eat them because:
*Theoretically: It gives girls more attention (yes, that even includes their mom as well, even though she already has a husband)
*In reality: They are attention manwhores who have no friends at all to hang out with after school/work.

Guy takes a picture of a hot dog in buns, posts it online

Girl screenshots to send the pic to her BFF

BFF replies: WTF?! IS HE EATING SOME SHITTY PENIS FOOD JUST TO MAKE US PROUD OF HIM?!

by dangnuggets October 10, 2016

fat jock

A complete dumbass PE teacher with an IQ level of a 10-year-old. Usually a male with a stomach being hugged by his tight shirt.

My teacher sent me to the office for no reason; he is such a fat jock.

by dangnuggets June 22, 2016

crapola

An ability that makes little kids allowed to say the word crap in front of their parents when angry, but only if the suffix 'ola' is added.

Mom: Do you think Santa is real?
4-year-old: No.
Mom: Why not?
4-year-old: The imagination of him giving every kid presents is crapola!

by dangnuggets August 2, 2016

got the juice

Euphemism for "got the dick (or pussy)," used by teenagers online who don't want to get in trouble by their parents for being the ultimate perverts

Kylie: Kendall, what happened with your boyfriend?
Kendall: Oh, uhh, I just got the juice from him.

by dangnuggets June 30, 2016

blue Mustang

A girl from age 13-21 with blue jeans. The most offensive term ever. In 48 out of 50 states, it is illegal for boys to refer to girls with blue jeans as "blue Mustangs."

The boy equivalent is blue Camaro.

I love my blue Mustang, but I can't refer to my girlfriend with her blue jeans as one when she's around.

by dangnuggets November 4, 2016

yeehaw

Put an end to this word. As of 2016, the only people who use the word 'yeehaw' are racist, inept, rural cowboys in the South. If used by another person, that's a retard who secretly supports Donald Trump.

Loud kid shouting: Yeehaw! YEEEEHAWWWW!!!!
Popular kids: Shut uuuuuuup!

by dangnuggets November 10, 2016