by dangnuggets June 24, 2016
Someone (usually a boy) who can only make friends via his obsession with rap music, swag, running from traffic light to traffic light for the purpose of beating some fast ass car (which really won't happen), and baggy shorts or saggy pants because he's a sped trying not to look like a loser.
Swagfag *runs when light turns green*: Oh my gosh I just beat a Bimmer from that traffic light!
Swagfag lover *looking at the swagfag from his huge SUV*: Haha! Good job! You a real mannn!
Normal kid 1: Wow, look at that idiot trying to be social by racing that car on the road!
Normal kid 2: Yeah, what a swagfag...
Swagfag lover *looking at the swagfag from his huge SUV*: Haha! Good job! You a real mannn!
Normal kid 1: Wow, look at that idiot trying to be social by racing that car on the road!
Normal kid 2: Yeah, what a swagfag...
by dangnuggets May 02, 2016
A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
6. You support Hillary Clinton -- in any way, in any shape, under any circumstance, no matter what you think about her.
7. You think double standards are 100% a way to go!
8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
9. You have ever started a school shooting.
10. You are obsessed with your ex.
If at least any 6 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a liberal! If at least any 8 of these 10 things apply to you, you are a hypocrite! However, if all of these 10 things apply to you, you are Hillary Clinton, reincarnated!
by dangnuggets November 22, 2016
by dangnuggets April 09, 2016
An expression of surprise or disgust. Derives from "fuck your mother in the pussy," but excluding the vulgar words.
Note that if you're a guy, you cannot use this expression in front of a girl, and vice versa.
Note that if you're a guy, you cannot use this expression in front of a girl, and vice versa.
Scene I
Son: Look at that Ferrari, Dad!
Dad: Oh hell yeah, that's a nice car IN YOUR MOTHER'S!
Son: In my mother's WHAT??
Dad: You know WHAT!
Scene II
Brother 1: Your drawing sucks!
Brother 2: Yeah! In your mother's!!
awesome, sick, sucks, blows, bites, dumb
Son: Look at that Ferrari, Dad!
Dad: Oh hell yeah, that's a nice car IN YOUR MOTHER'S!
Son: In my mother's WHAT??
Dad: You know WHAT!
Scene II
Brother 1: Your drawing sucks!
Brother 2: Yeah! In your mother's!!
awesome, sick, sucks, blows, bites, dumb
by dangnuggets June 02, 2016
What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"
Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
by dangnuggets November 04, 2016