California

California is a state full of dumbass popular kids and high schoolers. They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), pretend to be all "swaggy," etc.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
I friggin' hate California, it's so Crappifornia! I just wanna head to Texas!
by dangnuggets November 03, 2016
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The Liberal Quiz

A game that finds out if you're a liberal, a hypocrite, another Hillary Clinton, or none of the aforementioned.

You might be a liberal if:
1. You find any one of these words objectional: hell, damn, butt, fart, poop, crap, sex, shut up.
2. You consider Donald Trump sexist for the things he said in 2005.
3. You consider Donald Trump racist because he wants to get rid of illegal immigrants.
4. You think there are more than two genders.
5. You protest by blocking roads and rioting.
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8. You have ever worn a tee and sweatpants to church.
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According to The Liberal Quiz, I am not a liberal and I'm proud of not being one!!
by dangnuggets November 22, 2016
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yeehaw

Put an end to this word. As of 2016, the only people who use the word 'yeehaw' are racist, inept, rural cowboys in the South. If used by another person, that's a retard who secretly supports Donald Trump.
Loud kid shouting: Yeehaw! YEEEEHAWWWW!!!!
Popular kids: Shut uuuuuuup!
by dangnuggets November 10, 2016
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yeehaw

A word used by stupid, inept white southerners to impress themselves. If used by a northerner or a westerner, he/she is an unpopular retard.
Smartass Kid: Do you like girls?
Dumbass Kid: YEEHAW!
Smartass Kid: Get the fuck out.
by dangnuggets November 10, 2016
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geegiz the gazz

Anal sex.

Literally:
geegiz = penis
gazz = ass
I love my girlfriend. She has a nice booty, so I geegiz the gazz every day.
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keemstar

An annoying guy with a moustache or beard. Often a two-faced person.
At first, I thought my ex-boyfriend was hot. But he's really a keemstar. He makes fun of me and calls me a bitch.
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blue Camaro

Any guy from age 13-21 who wears blue jeans. Very derogatory.
Please don't call me a blue Camaro. Call me a teenage guy with blue jeans.
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