dandi's definitions

blivitt

Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.

Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?

by dandi December 19, 2003

grommet

Vaginal orifice.

Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.

by dandi December 19, 2003

fish eater

A lesbian, particuarly one adept at cunnilingus. Refers to the sometimes fishy smell of the female pudendum.

Fo-git that ho Tyrone, she be a fish eater!

by dandi December 19, 2003

crab grass

A stank ho's patch of pubic hair. Referring to the probable existence of "crabs" or pubic lice (Pthirus pubis) residing therein.

Man, I was rollin' in that bitch's crab grass last week and got eat-up with those little fuckers.

by dandi December 19, 2003

dinning

The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".

To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.

by dandi December 19, 2003