crawl

To give oral to soemone.

I got that whore to crawl last night, and man it felt good.

by Dandi November 03, 2004

stankster lean

When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".

"Oh man, who cut the cheese?"

"Must've been Bob. I saw him doing that stankster lean."

by dandi June 14, 2006

dinning

The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".

To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.

by dandi December 20, 2003

urinal mint

The round, white cake of deodorizer found in the bottom of men's urinals in some public restrooms.

"I really enjoyed the urinal mint. Had to suck on it a long time to make it dissolve, though."

by dandi August 07, 2006

crab grass

A stank ho's patch of pubic hair. Referring to the probable existence of "crabs" or pubic lice (Pthirus pubis) residing therein.

Man, I was rollin' in that bitch's crab grass last week and got eat-up with those little fuckers.

by dandi December 20, 2003