dandi's definitions

internet wang

False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.

Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."

by dandi May 30, 2006

crawl

To give oral to soemone.

I got that whore to crawl last night, and man it felt good.

by Dandi November 3, 2004

gedunk ribbon

Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.

Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.

by dandi May 30, 2006

blivitt

Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.

Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?

by dandi December 19, 2003

grommet

Vaginal orifice.

Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.

by dandi December 19, 2003