danachos's definitions

Areology

The study of the structure of Mars. Similar to geology of Earth, areological study looks at rocks, dirt, terrain, and other physical features of the fourth planet.

Related terms include:
- areography (like geography)
- exogeology
- hydroareology (study of martian groundwaters)
- paleoareology

The areology of Olympus Mons denotes it is over 20 km tall. Areological study of the planet is difficult at such a distance, so the only areologists on the planet are Martian rovers. "Geology is the areology of Earth"

by danachos July 12, 2021

Corporate fanfic

Also rendered as "corporate fanfiction," it is an alternative name for a "cover" or "motivation letter"

From /u/Hawkwise83

You don't love corporate fanfic about how you've always wanted to work at a grocery store and it's your life's passion to make minimum wage?

by danachos January 24, 2023

Crand

An alcoholic beverage made from candy corn and yeast. Etymologically related to Proto-Indo-European's *ǵr̥h₂nóm (“grain; worn-down”) and Sanskrit's खण्ड् (khaṇḍ, “to divide, break into pieces”). Uncertain if anyone has dared make this yet...

This year, buddy is gonna be serving us some crand at their Halloween party

by danachos October 11, 2022

Mulve

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting marshmallow peeps. Tastes similar to a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow.

Etymologically linked to Latin's "malva" or Hebrew's מַלּוּחַ (mallū́aḥ, “saltbush”).

In other news, God wept because they brewed up some mulve to serve at the Halloween party

by danachos October 11, 2022

aphrodaform

The process of transforming the planet Venus, particularly with the goal of human habitability.

Were humans to aphrodaform our inner planetary neighbour, people may eventually be able to comfortably live on the surface. Aphrodaforming Venus, in many ways, would take the opposite approach to areaforming Mars: Instead of increasing surface pressure, an aphrodaformed Venus would require a massive decrease of atmospheric pressure.

by danachos January 4, 2022

Aphrodology

The study of the structure of Venus. Similar to geology of Earth, aphrodological study looks at rocks, dirt, terrain, and other physical features of the second planet.

Pronounced: /'afro-doll-uh-gee/

Related terms include:
- aphrodography (like geography)
- exogeology
- paleoaphrodology
- aphrodologic

The aphrodology of Maat Mons tells us that this volcanic peak is almost 5 km in height. Aphrodological study of the planet is difficult due to the intense heat and pressure at the planet's surface, so the only aphrodologists are those trying to send probes from Earth. "Geology is the aphrodology of Earth"

by danachos July 12, 2021

gubgnat

A gullible person, from French « gobe-mouche » ("fly-swallower"). Pronounced /guhb-nat/

What a gubgnat! I bet he even believes "gullible" is written on the ceiling..!

by danachos July 19, 2023