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A store where men or women can buy very fashionable clothing. Express is owned by Structure.
Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.
Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.
A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
Originally was a women's clothing store, but Structure clothing stores later changed their name to Express Men and revamped their product lines.
Styles at Express are usually regarded as "dressy" while still looking somewhat casual. Popular items for men are pinstripe pants and the "MX" collared shirts.
A common stereotype is that Express Men appeals only to metrosexuals.
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