dan's definitions

craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.

Star Wars fans are nerds

by dan October 15, 2006

tough cookies

too bad u stupid fuck

Tough cookies shit for brains!

by Dan December 6, 2004

Zerandise

A person who lives so close to many different animals he acts like one... a nub excursion user

Look! its a hippopotamaus, o wait,its a zer!

by Dan November 30, 2003

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.

I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.

by Dan September 10, 2004

jealous

Being envious of someone

Nicola is fucking jealous of hannah because she is with dan and nicola is not

by dan December 2, 2004

Effsnatch

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.

Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH

by Dan October 23, 2003