dan's definitions

shonk

Shonk, The coolest guy on the planet. And, Owner of www.shonk.net.

Shonk, is a wonderful guy.

by Dan August 19, 2003

giving face

A term to describe when a man gives oral pleasure to a woman.

John gave face to Shannon right after she gave him a beege.

by Dan November 10, 2002

Fooled

To be tricked into doing something stupid i.e. Foolish by someone and/or something.

Often done among friends as friendly jesting and is rarely malicious.

People who are fooled regularly could be described as a Fool and/or n00b.

Friend 1: Argh!! This bastard vending machine took my money!

friend 2: Lol! You got fooled!
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Friend 1 on msn: Here mate look at this new half life 3 preview screenshot it looks well good

Friend 2 on msn: What?! They're making it already?! Send it to us

*sends Tub girl photo*

Friend 2 on msn: Thanx mate

*Prolonged waiting as Friend 2 vomits excessively*

Friend 2 on msn: Damn you are sick!!

Friend 1 on msn: Lol! You got fooled

by Dan January 13, 2005

heffin'

Colloquial form of "heffing".

The state of being a heffer.

That bitch was so heffin' that I had to fuck her missionary style so she didn't crush my junk.

by Dan January 6, 2004

Paco

Racist term to refer to people from Spanish speaking countries other than Spain.

Man, Tejas is filled to the brim with pacos. El Paso should be officially part of Aztlan.

by dan July 26, 2003

3:20

national day to smoke crack (which is gay)

Hey Billy Bob!!! Gimme some of dem crack rocks!

by Dan January 3, 2004

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004