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National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing
Best sport out there w/o question. NASCAR is getting bigger and more popular every year and isn't slowing down.
People say "wow left turns all day". I would like to see you take that left turn at 200 mph 2 inches off another car's bumper without crashing.
Best sport out there w/o question. NASCAR is getting bigger and more popular every year and isn't slowing down.
People say "wow left turns all day". I would like to see you take that left turn at 200 mph 2 inches off another car's bumper without crashing.
by Dan February 14, 2005
Get the nascarmug. by Dan June 12, 2004
Get the clittermug. 
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
by dan September 28, 2003
Get the the zorch plungemug. Universe of Star Wars: A large orbital space station (the size of a small moon) capable of destroying a planet with it's Northen hemespherical superlaser. The first Death Star proved to be riddled with problems - it could not target capital ships and took many hours to recharge it's superlaser. Also, it had few if any laser turrets that were effective against snubfighters. The second Death Star overcame these problems but was destroyed at the Battle of Endor before it's completion. Note - the Death Star was designed by BEVEL LEMESIK - not the Geono-whatever idiots in Episode 2 of Kiddy Wars. George Lucas has messed around with the history so much he constantly contradicts that which he approved/wrote previously.
"That's no moon....it's a space station! <uncoprehendable roar, followed by prissy remarks from an unnamed source>"
by Dan November 2, 2004
Get the Death Starmug.