dan's definitions

shnooks

It is an asshole or a complete jerkoff!

Which one of you shnooks took my shit?

by Dan May 13, 2005

colaric

A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.

A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.

by Dan February 29, 2004

Grundlectomy

The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice.

Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy

by Dan February 20, 2004

oosma

a lazy schlikki

"Man, Adam is being an oosma."

by Dan June 2, 2004

assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

Motorola

One of the largest manufacturers of mobile phones, semiconductors, and other electronic equipment.

Motorola is often known for making cellular phones, such as the RAZR or StarTAC. They produced the first cell phone, sometimes called the "brick" for it's brick-like shape and weight.

Other products include radios, PowerPC computer processors, and semiconductors.

"Hello Moto!" is the company's motto.

by Dan June 9, 2005

Hat Trick

having sex with three different people of the opposite sex in one day.

I scored a Hat Trick on my birthday

by dan January 27, 2003