dan's definitions

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

Paedofinder General

A character from the BBC show 'Monkey Dust' representative of the burgeoning witch-hunt mentality against alleged paedophiles in the UK.

"By the power vested in my by that bloke I met in the pub - who is *sure* - I now pronounce you...a paedophile

by Dan February 1, 2005

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are

"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.

by dan March 16, 2008

drack

a scumbag, but only used to describe female scumbags.

that coot is such a drack

by dan November 12, 2003

olopicoid

Perhaps the miss spelling of the word Olopicoid. Meaning, volpine like a fox. Whatever that means. From a spelling bee which the kid spelling it passes out only to rise again and spell the word correctly. Rock on!

Volpine like a fox!!!!!!!

by Dan August 10, 2004

thug life

Descriptive Noun

Tired, over-used description of idle rich suburban white kids wearing over-sized jeans, ganky sport shirts, gold chains and condom-style ski-caps while driving around in Daddy's Beemer because they think it makes them cool different and above all black.

Thug Lie is more accurate.

See also wigger,falsetto cool,hat-'tard, eminem, and niggese

Robert used to be a unique individual 'til he started watching MTV Raps and decided that with his pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and red hair, he was perfect for the Thug Life.

by Dan January 15, 2004