dan's definitions

ka-ching

An imitation of the sound made by a cash register, used when someone's action will result in mo' money; see also cha-ching

I'm gonna cash this check: ka-ching!

by dan September 28, 2004

a joey

"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.

"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"

by dan November 26, 2004

Sexual Chocolate

One of Mark Henry's failed gimmicks

"Mark Henry's biggest accomplishment as Sexual Chocolate was helping Mae Young give birth to a glove."

by Dan December 14, 2003

urbandictionary

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.

by Dan December 8, 2004

contraflow

Where authorities change the direction of highway lanes to aid in the evacuation of people during a major disaster.

Since the hurricane is expected to make landfall in 48 hours, the Highway Patrol will implement contraflow on Highways 25, 40, and 65 to speed up the evacuation of residents and tourists. Traffic will only be allowd to go north on these roads during contraflow.

by Dan October 20, 2008

e-awhe

Jackass. Dumb move. Fuck Stick.

Mark showed his true e-awhe moves last night trying to pick up that hottie!

by dan March 7, 2003

Cuzy

When something is Cute and Crazy.

When someone does a crazy laugh and look so cute, you can say "Thats Cuzy"

by Dan April 18, 2005