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A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
by Damn Damn Danno October 8, 2005
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Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.
Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.
She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?
Britney Spears actually is a by-product of the "sex-sells" scheme in this pathetic world. She's often seen engaging in sexually deviant acts.
Many people lost respect to her because she's a prime example of what GIRLS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO! AND HER carreer was just helped by her so called "beautiful body" that used to shake her mammary glands (tits) on her videos.
She's cute. But inside her lies an evil, ugly looing monster looking to cob your nob. RIGHT KEVIN FEDERLINE?
by Damn Damn Danno October 1, 2005
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You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.
Rianne is committing jizzocide.
by damn damn danno October 26, 2006
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Get the rat picker mug.The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
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