1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.
Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.
In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.
2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
by Damn Damn Danno October 05, 2005
Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.
Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).
Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.
Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.
by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005
National Peddler's Radio.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
A typical radio station that always asks or peddles for money, cars or even your body when you die.
"This is ENNN PEE ARRRGHH! National Peddler Radio"
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
"Hi! This is Troy McClure! You may remember me from such peddling as NPR needs money! And jerry Lewis goes bankrupt..."
by Damn Damn Danno January 14, 2007
A place with funny names that you can meld into stupid jokes.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Such places are Climax,Hell,Paradise,Frankenmuth and Ann Arbor.
Suggested jokes are dependent on the reader and his or her educational level.
Everyone in Paradise will die in Hell Michigan...
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
Hey Ann Arbor! Up yours Ypsilanti and shut your Frankenmouth!
by Damn Damn Danno October 06, 2005
Derogatory term for a rebranded underpowered General Motors vehicle having the improper brand of PONTIAC.
By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.
By definition, although misleading at times, PONTIAC is GM's vehicle excitement division. One such paradox was the Pantiass Aztec; essentially an uglified Buick Rendezvous which stirred little excitement amongst the normal public.
by Damn Damn Danno October 05, 2005
The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)
Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.
In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.
Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.
The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
Rest in peace Pillsbury Doughboy. (1965-2005)
by Damn Damn Danno October 05, 2005
A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
by Damn Damn Danno October 04, 2005