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Lesbia

An island near the Isle of Man, where all of men's fantasies come true and alive.

I wish I was living in Lesbia...

Lesbians are inhabitants of Lesbia.

by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005

SGT 2000

Shitty Green Trucks / 2000. A Drummondville Kebecstand based trucking outfit notoriously known for hiring English-challenged people and of having some drunk dispatchers and cute secretaries with high bang-ability factors.

They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.

Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.

They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.

Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?

John: What??? Whatt?

Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee

John: That's so true...

by Damn Damn Danno October 2, 2005

jizzocide

The act of murdering sperm.

You can committ jizzocide when you use spermicidal barriers or alas, when you wack off and you let the sperm dry out.

Rianne is committing jizzocide.

by damn damn danno October 26, 2006

rat picker

A redneck pickup truck.

Cletus! I'M goin ratpickin' with my rat picker truck!

by Damn Damn Danno November 18, 2006

foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.

Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!

by damn damn danno October 1, 2006

Sunday drivers

1. Uselessly slow drivers
2. Loyal or devout McKevitt Trucking drivers

I hate sunday drivers

by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

Frankenmuth

A city in Michigan, often the butt of many people's jokes.

Shut your god damn Frankenmuth!

by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005