fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.
by Damien July 18, 2003
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paddywhackery

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".
"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"
by damien February 18, 2005
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san fransisco

A person or action that is queer beyond words. The process of doing something that forces others to question your sexual preference.
Wow, that was very san fransisco of you.
You have been acting extremely san fransisco lately.
by Damien June 18, 2006
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Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.
Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"
by Damien July 18, 2003
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badong

your moms boobs are badong
by damien September 27, 2003
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Bathory

Credited as being one of the first Black Metal bands, Bathory was formed by Quorthon. Early albums include "Under The Sign of the Black Mark," "Requiem," "Hammerheart," and others. Bathory owns you. Early in 2004, Quorthon died from heart failure.
by Damien November 03, 2004
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fuckah

1a. someone who pisses you off, but not to the extent of homicide
2a. lesser version of fucka, fucker, or fuckface
"That stupid fuckah spilled my soda!" *note: not a homicidal situation*
by Damien April 15, 2003
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