Baby-Foot

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrist can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !"
by Damien September 30, 2004
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Foosball

Also known as babyfoot or table soccer.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass reallllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I don't know but I loved it, don't ya ?"
B-"Yeah I would say that."
by Damien October 04, 2004
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fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.
I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"
by Damien July 17, 2003
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Mouse Trap

(This works best while the male has some sort of explosive diarrhea) A man lies on his back with his legs wide open while a woman slowly progresses (face first, mouth open) towards his testicles. Once the woman is approximately 3 inches from the "ball-sac" the man then releases massive amounts (or whatever's in his system) of diarrhea on her face, with the intentions of shitting in her mouth. Whether the crap landed in her mouth or not doesn't matter. A successful "Mouse Trap" has been executed.
Christy was trying to suck my balls before landed in a "Mouse Trap"
by Damien July 17, 2003
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Jebote

Jebote asshole.
by Damien November 16, 2003
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Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien April 23, 2005
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Tile muncher

Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)
My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile mucnher.
by Damien June 24, 2004
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