if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

by dailybirdsandtrees August 04, 2011

fucked fourty

When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.

Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

happiness

the occasional moment when one is not contemplating why they are unhappy.

bro 1: dude are you experiencing happiness?

bro 2: damn it, I was but now that you made me think about it, I'm not.

by dailybirdsandtrees December 28, 2016