Definitions by dailybirdsandtrees

coaster chicken 

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

coaster chicken by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

fucked fourty 

When a person turns 40 and realizes their old as hell.

Dude your dad is just about fucked fourty by now right?

fucked fourty by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

chode smoke 

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.

Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.

chode smoke by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011