daVE's definitions

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.

"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric

by Dave July 6, 2004

phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

by dave March 17, 2003

comrade general

Sometimes used to refer to a military general of a communist nation.

"Greetings comrade general."
-chinese interface voice from C&C : Generals, during a China campaign mission briefing

by Dave March 26, 2004

baggins

Derogatory/affectionate term for a female.

"Wi-nop-woo-hey-zip-paf-nrr-Baggins!"
"Oi, Baggins!"
"Fulla is a baggins"

by Dave March 6, 2004

Antidisestablishmentarist

isnt it Antidisestablishmentarianist?

Antidisestablishmentarianist for the masses

by Dave May 13, 2005

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005