daVE's definitions

the buck

The terrible creature that wanders the halls of Oak Forest High School. It is 12 feet tall, weighs 26,000 pounds, and keeps human scalps in its fanny pack. It answers to Eboni.

Run for your life!! The buck is coming!!

by Dave March 9, 2004

school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.

1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."

by Dave June 16, 2004

quick

Another term for "living"; opposite of "dead". Used often in biblical references.

"Jesus, sitting on the right hand of God, The Father Almighty, will come to judge the quick and the dead."
-near the end of the opening prayer "I believe in God The Father Almighty"

by Dave July 7, 2004

auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby

i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.

by dave December 25, 2003

Cougsta

A being of pure greatness. The embodiment of all that is fucking awesome in this udderly pathetic society.

"Holy shit man I should shoot myself cause I have just met the Cougsta and have been shown that I am useless to this world."

by Dave November 25, 2004

gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

The Force

My term to indicate something belonging to a person who has been in a Star Wars movie (preferably Episodes IV, V, and VI), and is either a voice-actor or actor of another film or similar flick.

"The Force is with the Joker because his voice-actor is Mark Hamill. The Force is with Harrison Ford in any movie he's in because he was Han Solo in Star Wars. Get it? You don't, do ya? >P "
-me

by Dave February 10, 2004