linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 08, 2004

Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.

"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?

by dave January 17, 2004

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.

"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me

by Dave February 03, 2004

OD

*Acronym for "overdose".

*Acronym for "Olive-Drab", a green-grey color, used often in the military.

*Acronym for "overdo", "overdone", "overdid".

"OD is the predecessor to camouflage."
-me

by Dave November 03, 2004

Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.

Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"

by Dave October 16, 2003