daN's definitions

30 second rudies

To have sex within 30 seconds regardless of state of dress or where you are

"hey , im horny, lets have 30 seconds rudies!" thus having sex with in the 30 second rudies time frame.

by dan March 16, 2008

SFA

sweet fuck all. Amounting to nothing or very little

Wow what a waste, i did SFA this weekend.

by Dan July 24, 2004

monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.

Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."

by Dan May 12, 2004

black angus

a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland

I'll order the black angus steak please.

by Dan April 5, 2004

True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

moopheus

a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.

"Go to themeatrix.com and see Moopheus"

by Dan December 24, 2003

crivvens

An exclamation of surprise or distress, colloquial, perhaps originating in Scotland.

Crivvens! The world exploded!

by dan March 7, 2004