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internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"
Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?
by Dan November 4, 2004
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landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.
by Dan February 21, 2005
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scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.
The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.
by Dan December 25, 2003
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Mah

A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.
Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.
by Dan January 5, 2004
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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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qwertypoiy

Its a keyboard, ya dumb shit!
I love to type on my qwertypoiy!
by Dan May 19, 2003
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cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.
that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.
by Dan September 30, 2003
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