daN's definitions

noobeh

AOL-speak for newbie, used by lamewads to insult other lamewads.

OMG I R GET PUNTED LIKE A NOOBEH! FUX U. kthxbye.

by Dan April 8, 2004

That's Ice

"That's Ice" is the single attempt known to man that ventures to replace the old and faded slang word, "Cool" (That's cool, Your bike is cool). The definitions are the same, but "That's Ice" seems to sound more interesting.

Your mom is ice.
I like your new haircut cut, that's ice.

by Dan August 6, 2004

Shiznat

some may say this word means the shit. however, that was the 80's. my band means it as cool, or awesome. shiznit is a stupid mispronunciation of this word and anyone who says it should be condemned to a life of misery.

person #1: wow! that's the shiznat!

person #2: yeah that is the shiznit!

person #1: it's shizNAT u idiot!

*person #2 is condemned to a life of missery

by dan April 16, 2004

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.

Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!

by dan August 30, 2003

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

bethan

Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.

"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."

by Dan June 28, 2004

The Pistol

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.

"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"

by Dan May 31, 2004