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Definitions by daN

telivisual 

Some kind of telivision program
Some fine telivisual entertainment
telivisual by Dan June 25, 2004

TOSS MY SALAD 

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
TOSS MY SALAD by dan June 25, 2004

hot mama 

Trace Atkin's song "Hot Mama"
You're one hot mama, let's turn this room into a sauna!
hot mama by Dan June 24, 2004

lumpymilk 

nerd geek gamer loser
one who can't stomach milk jeeplover

wanker especially
See that lumpymilk trying to get unstuck in his jeep?
lumpymilk by dan June 24, 2004
a very very large vagina
i was porkin this chick last night, i didn't even have to make effort i fell right into her vaguna
Vaguna by Dan June 22, 2004
Meh and Blegh combined


i just made it up cuz im cool
Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlegh! Mlehh!
mlegh by Dan June 21, 2004

battlefield 1942 

A crappy game. It's main amount of crappiness come from the fact that it's totally awesome and then wouldn;t work on my computer when I bought it.
Dude, I got BR1942 finally, but it's all screwy on my computer! DAMMIT!
battlefield 1942 by Dan June 13, 2004