Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm
Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
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cum-choo!

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously
"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"
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Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee
Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"
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Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano
Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption
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wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it
I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 12, 2017
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fluggery fuggins

Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!

If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
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cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs
Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 08, 2018
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