Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief
Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 09, 2018
When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 20, 2018
When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 14, 2019
When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano
Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 21, 2019
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 12, 2017
Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!
If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 05, 2017
Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief
Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief
Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 08, 2018