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fluggery fuggins

Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!

If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 5, 2017
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Cumplay

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something
I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 11, 2018
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Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee
Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"
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SILF

Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf
"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"
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Hankyrotica

A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica

Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum
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Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm
Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
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Leftover Day

Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day

Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover
Oh gee ham sandwiches again?? Must be leftover day
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019
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