fluggery fuggins

Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!

If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
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SILF

Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf
"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"
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Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee
Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"
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Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey
"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!
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Hankyrotica

A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica

Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum
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Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm
Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
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Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano
Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption
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