Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!
If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 5, 2017

Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf
"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"
"that's definitely a SILF!"
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml July 9, 2018

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 13, 2019

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica
Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml March 13, 2019

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief
Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 8, 2018

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano
Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019
