16 definitions by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml

Leftover Day

Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day

Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover

Oh gee ham sandwiches again?? Must be leftover day

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019

cum prank

when you're having sexual activity with your partner and they play a prank on you

Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 12, 2017

fluggery fuggins

Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do

Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!

If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 5, 2017

Cumplay

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something

I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 12, 2018

Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 9, 2018

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 12, 2017

SILF

Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf

"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml July 10, 2018