Definitions by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml

Spermachief 

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed

Spermachief by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 8, 2018

Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey

"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!

Trump Dump by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

SILF 

Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf

"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"

SILF by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml July 9, 2018

cum-choo! 

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously

"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"

cum-choo! by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 19, 2018

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! 

when something goes wrong or you're really annoyed about something you normally say fuck - but this is the next level when something is really bad or a situation is not going as planned and saying fuck just won't cut it

this is the 4th time I've tried to print out something on the damn printer *gives printer a whack* - come on, where's my document??..... oh Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! you useless printing machine!!!!!

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 13, 2018

cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs

Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief

cummychief by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 7, 2018

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

wankerchiefable by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017