da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml's definitions

Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano

Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019

cum-choo!

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously

"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 19, 2018

cum prank

when you're having sexual activity with your partner and they play a prank on you

Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey

"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs

Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 7, 2018

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks!

when something goes wrong or you're really annoyed about something you normally say fuck - but this is the next level when something is really bad or a situation is not going as planned and saying fuck just won't cut it

this is the 4th time I've tried to print out something on the damn printer *gives printer a whack* - come on, where's my document??..... oh Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! you useless printing machine!!!!!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 13, 2018