When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 07, 2018
the answer to anything and everything... if someone asks you a dumb question, or tells you some information you don't really care about, you can simply reply Beduddleadumdumdumbish
"Hey what day is it tomorrow"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"
"Did you know the Beatles have split up"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"
"Did you know the Beatles have split up"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml April 09, 2019
Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day
Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover
Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019
Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf
"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"
"that's definitely a SILF!"
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml July 10, 2018
A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica
Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml March 14, 2019
Also called sperm shampoo
When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!
"wow that's Impressive"
"wow that's Impressive"
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 28, 2019
When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 20, 2018