getting bored with the ww2 veteran on a long haul flight? then just mention japanese, the bastards mouth will close up quicker than a nuns legs, usually followed by tears.
the japanese were called evil because of ww2, thousands of british service men who served their country sitting easy in japanese work camps cheered when the bomb dropped on hiroshima killing 200 thousand men women and children.
by da origanal playa June 04, 2006
irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.
hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
salt of the earth irish people who live in the rural areas of ireland. donegal being the best of a good bunch. not to be used to describe a northern prod farmer who are paisleyite bible thumpin catholic haters and are so backward they still duck witches.
by da origanal playa May 17, 2006
not irish, a regiment of the british army made up of protestants from the north of ireland. they are offensive to any right mined irish man and were disbanded and reformed along with the UDR to become the royal irish regiment which is even more offensive.they are not to be confused with the irish ranger wing which is a genuine irish army regiment.
by da origanal playa June 04, 2006
the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
a native of new zealand which is a huge green island broken in 2 halves known as big new zealand and wee new zealand. the non-natives are a bit of an odd bunch they have a really irritating nasal whiney voice which is far worse than the aussie accent. they don't treat the natives as bad as the aussies treat the aboriginals but they do supply them with subsidised beer gardens as well. they have no sense of humour, are shit at most sports. some good television programmes are made there "shortland street" and hercules and zena warrior princess. they don't know what sarcasm is either. its capital town is wellington which was named after the rubber boot because it rains so much down there. new zealand is also famous for a lot of things. they use the dollar and worship an english queen so a bit like canada but without the french.
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
gods own county, second biggest county in ireland and the furtest north. its windswept barren and can be cold but its beauty has to be seen to believed. priciple town is letterkenny. the shops and some of the accomadation is piss poor, but the bars the craic is 90 best guinness in the world and brilliant bar staff. the roads can be deadly though; from belfast you can be in donegal within an hour and a half just head up the M2 and your there.
lets get some smoke fill the car with booze and hit donegal well get fucked of our faces by the atlantic coast.
aye sound, maybe we can get some pussy too.
fuck that its donegal we dont need no pussy.
aye sound, maybe we can get some pussy too.
fuck that its donegal we dont need no pussy.
by da origanal playa June 04, 2006