dAVE's definitions

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

by Dave June 17, 2006

N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

by Dave May 9, 2003

townie

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

by Dave September 17, 2003

Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad

Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!

by Dave April 25, 2003

Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com

"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"

by dave November 3, 2003

protrude

To slightly bulge through something.

"I could see her pussy protruding. ^.^ "

by Dave September 23, 2004

plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.

1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.

by dave September 14, 2004