SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000
That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!
by dave January 09, 2004
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Killer Instinct

A fighting game that was developed by Rare and published by Nintendo. It was debuted in the arcades and received AWESOME reviews; the game included graphics unlike any seen before, and a cool fighting system based on combos. The first KI game was released at around November of '94.
Rare & Nintendo released its sequel in 1996. The graphics were downgraded, among other things, but the infamous combo system was boosted to make it all the more entertaining.

The first KI was originally going to be released for the Ultra 64, but instead it was released for the Super Nintendo on August 30th, 1995. The reviews of that game were decent; the game wasn't much of an arcade replica but all the gameplay elements managed to get fit in. Killer Instinct 2 was released for the Nintendo 64, under the title "Killer Instinct Gold". It had some slight downgrades but once again all the gameplay elements were fit in.
"Killer Instinct is a game that lives on in my memory forever. Long live Nintendo's glory days..."
-me
by Dave January 08, 2005
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witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.
Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.
by Dave March 29, 2004
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spam

1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable
D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!
by Dave November 18, 2003
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c-rations

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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tojo

A racist term for a japanese person. Tojo was really the last name of a major figurehead of the Japanese empire during WWII, named Hideki Tojo. But during the 40's or perhaps before, this was taken up as a racist slang word against japanese. Tojo, like any other racist slur against japanese people, can also be used against a chinese or korean person, but it furthers ignorance of the sayer greatly.
"That fuckin' tojo..."
by Dave January 14, 2004
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camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<
by Dave May 19, 2004
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