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AK-74

A variant of the most popular rifle built by the legendary Mikhail Kalashnikov.
The AK-74 is basically an AK chambered for the 5.45x39mm round, which is supposed to be similar to the 5.56x45mm NATO round that America and its allies use in their assault rifles (such as the M16 series and M4 carbine); as opposed to the AK-47 being chambered in the 7.62x39mm round. Reports indicate that this rifle is less accurate than the M16, but because the AK-74 doesn't have so many inner moving parts, it is easy to disassemble and maintain.

On another note, the AK-74, like its cousin '47, is a commonly blackmarketted weapon by various terrorist factions, mostly in third world nations like Arabia.
"On another note, because of terrorists blackmarketting his weapons, Mr. Kalashnikov is upset about inventing the AK-47, so much that he, supposedly, said, 'I wish I invented a lawnmower....*sniff*'. Naw it's not YOUR fault, beloved commie. lol "
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock
melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock
by dave February 21, 2005
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monkey

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.
"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
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Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.
"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me
by Dave September 8, 2004
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Einstein

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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grant b

dont ask me bout that troll
by dave April 5, 2003
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winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
by Dave November 13, 2003
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