lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!

Look out man that cow is a lemos!

by Dave March 02, 2004

Thessaloniki

Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.

by Dave September 21, 2003

shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 06, 2003

Wamelve

a a wedgie except from the front and back {a wedgie and melvin combined}

Myles was crying after that monster wamelve.

by Dave June 07, 2003

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 07, 2004

shotgun effect

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.

"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

flask

A thin canteen able to be filled with alcohol.

"There were a lot of flasks with Hammer & Sickle emblems at the gun-show this Saturday. Too bad I'm 2 years shy of being able to drink. Plus if they saw the Hammer & Sickle I'd instantly be labeled a commie. Damn prejudice."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004