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morngy

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum
by dave October 11, 2004
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Canada

A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^

Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.

And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.

Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby
i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.
by dave December 25, 2003
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The Force

My term to indicate something belonging to a person who has been in a Star Wars movie (preferably Episodes IV, V, and VI), and is either a voice-actor or actor of another film or similar flick.
"The Force is with the Joker because his voice-actor is Mark Hamill. The Force is with Harrison Ford in any movie he's in because he was Han Solo in Star Wars. Get it? You don't, do ya? >P "
-me
by Dave February 10, 2004
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gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.
"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
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Buzzcut Broad

A lesbian, or butch lesbian with a buzzcut. Usually ugly as hell and very manly.
She was one ugly buzzcut broad.
by Dave January 19, 2005
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heartless

a grimy street rapper from long island new york.... the absense of faith or morals
i just downlaos the new heartless track from www.geocities.com/nyhc4life454
by dave March 21, 2003
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