dAVE's definitions

Peggy Bundy

A middle-aged woman who needs that big ass violated doggy-style in the worst way! Also see Al Bundy. Was probably as hot as Kelly at one time BUT she still has it goin'on!

That Peggy Bundy would be a hit with the boys in the "big house"

by dave November 27, 2003

swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."

This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.

by Dave January 10, 2005

buffon

Big gay hair

Look at bullas buffon its looking especially gay today!!

by dave November 13, 2003

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism

False extreme false oppostion to the withdrawal of state support for the Church.

A very long word indeed.

This pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism shall destroy us all!

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism? Shouldn't that be hyphenated?

by Dave February 12, 2004

Art Rock

I was searching online for a thorough definition of "art rock" and could not come up with anything I LIKED, so I decided to propose my own definition:

Art Rock is a sub-genre of Rock-and-roll music that originated with the hippy culture of the late 1960s and reached its peak in the 1970s with bands like Genesis, Pink Floyd, and Yes. Art Rock generally incorporates other forms of music such as jazz, and seeks to create a mood (which is better for listening than for dancing).

Art Rock is to rock music what impressionism is to classical music.

by Dave November 27, 2003

Jankee

A person from the North who moves to the South and tends to display Yankee behaviors.

Dave is such a Jankie

by Dave March 8, 2005

pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.

"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004