dAVE's definitions

Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

Mark 23

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.

The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.

"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

foo bar

foo bar is very often used in computer programming, used to declare a (temporary) variable.
Most probably, "foo" and "bar" came from "foobar," which in turn had its origins in the military slang acronym FUBAR. The most common rendition is "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"

Suppose we have a function named bar and a variable foo. To call the function we use foo bar.

by Dave August 2, 2006

generals

*Another word for "testicles", similar-sounding to "genitals".

*See Command & Conquer : Generals.

"Ah!! You kicked me in the generals!!"
"Don'tcha mean privates?"
"I said genitals!"
"Oh sorry I have yet to get used to your accent. Sorry."

by Dave June 29, 2004

bijin

bee-jeen
bee-zheen

Japanese for "beautiful woman".

"She's such a bijin...^-^ "

by Dave April 23, 2004

Mother Russia

Refers to Russia, or even the age of the Soviet Union. Sometimes referred to by natives of Russia.

"Mother Russia."
-russian dude if asked where he was from

by Dave March 26, 2004

laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.

Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*

by Dave January 9, 2005