Viper

The Dodge Viper is the most kick-ass car around. It totally owns the Corvette, no matter what anyone says.
"Although, the old Viper was cooler-looking; the current model isn't as luscious as the old one."
-me
by Dave October 21, 2004
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assmonk

this is a friendly way to refer to our mate tom
by dave April 09, 2003
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Justice friend

A derogatory Colloquialism from Sydney's Northern beaches.

meaning: A person who must right wrongs.
e.g. 1:
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.

Use: "What a Justice friend"
by dave January 19, 2005
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corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.
"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me
by Dave November 20, 2004
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dictator

A type of ruler who exercises total power over EVERYTHING, and typically has cruel punishments toward those who have even the slightest opinion against him.

Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.
"The reason this definition was removed:

BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK

Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me
by Dave February 27, 2005
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schutzstaffel

shuhtz-stah-fohl
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.

According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).
"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.
I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.
by dave October 22, 2004
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