Definitions by dAVE

alchy 

*Alcohol.

*A drunk dude.

"I need some alchy dammit!!!"
-angry drunk dude

alchy by Dave April 1, 2004

NBC 

*National Broadcasting Company
*Never Been Caught
*Nothing But Crap
*Nothing But Caucasions
*Nuclear Biochemical
*Nigga Be Cool

SOMEONE : "I'm gonna watch NBC."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Which one?"
SOMEONE : "Never Been Caught."
SOMEONE ELSE : "That's not a show."
SOMEONE : "Yes it is."
SOMEONE ELSE : "You're stupid."
SOMEONE : "Shut up before I go NBC on your ass."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Riiiiight."

NBC by Dave April 1, 2004

hamtaro 

A japanese anime about a hamster, named Hamtaro, and how he hangs around a bunch of other hamsters, all with different personalities, and how they......well, what DO THEY DO? Do they experience life? Do they hang around doing shit about shit? WHAT!?

"Hamtaro is an ok show though. You really could do worse. Wanna watch Pokemon instead?!"
-me

hamtaro by Dave April 1, 2004

shotgun effect 

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.

"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me

shotgun effect by Dave April 1, 2004

the meaning of life

Please watch "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" for all the information you need. ^_~ you'll thank me later.

"Do it. Don't think, just buy the damn movie. Trust me on this. ^-^ "
-me

the meaning of life by Dave April 1, 2004

chest 

*The top-half of the human body which contains the heart and lungs, also reinforced by the ribcage.

*What women call their breasts in fear of embarassment.

"Which part of the chest for cryin' outloud!? The sternum? The breasts? Be specific!!"
-me

chest by Dave April 1, 2004

M67 

A tiny fragmentation grenade with a small but highly-devestating blast radius. It is said to be the most used fragger in the world.

"The M67 is small!"
-me

M67 by Dave March 31, 2004