Definitions by dAVE

smell you

A southern way, often this case, of saying, "man you stink!".

"Wooo, smell you..."
-one of the prisoners in The Green Mile

smell you by Dave April 1, 2004

warhorse 

A term referring to an old, retired military man.

"I'm not a colonel anymore...I'm just a retired ol' warhorse."
-Colonel Campbell, MGS

warhorse by Dave April 1, 2004

cuddlebuddy 

A type of couple where they, essentially, cuddle one another, often by means of warm hugs.

"Naw it's nothing serious; we're just cuddlebuddies. ^_~ "
-me

cuddlebuddy by Dave April 1, 2004

Tokyo Marui 

toh-kyoh-mah-rui

A company that designs airsoft guns, which are designed to look like the real thing, only firing BB's.

"When you get hit by a Tokyo Marui-made airsoft gun, you WILL feel it!"
-me

Tokyo Marui by Dave April 1, 2004

going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

going commando by Dave April 1, 2004

UMP 

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

UMP by Dave April 1, 2004

G3A3

Assault rifle developed by Heckler & Koch. 20-round clip chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

Said to be very accurate.

"The G3A3 is a fine gun in Raven Shield. But the MP5SD5 serves me better it seems."
-me

G3A3 by Dave April 1, 2004