Definitions by dAVE

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The inventor of the legendary AK-47 assault rifle.

"Now he says he 'wishes he invented a lawnmower', because he is aware of his own weapons being used, and blackmarketted, by terrorists. Don't worry Mr. Kalashnikov, we still love you....even if you are a commie. lol "

Mikhail Kalashnikov by Dave March 25, 2004

perestroika 

The all-scale, often economical, change that occured in the 80's in the Soviet Union. Ultimately, perestroika collapsed the age of the Soviets. Now, the Soviet Union is called the CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States), aka : Russia.

"We live in a sad age...imperialism...totalitarianism...perestroika..."
-Revolver Ocelot in MGS2, after Snake survives the second round of torture

perestroika by Dave March 25, 2004

Mikhail Less 

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

Mikhail Less by Dave March 25, 2004

Siddhartha Gautama 

sihd-hahr-tah-gau-tah-mah
sihd-hahr-thuh-gau-tah-mah (?)

The name of the very first Buddha.

"Hey, someone correct me about the second pronunciation of His name, ok? I would very much appreciate it. ^_^ "
-me

"The name 'Siddhartha' also means : 'one who attains his goals'. Cool huh? Inspires me to reach my goals in life. How 'bout you? ^_^ "
-me

Siddhartha Gautama by Dave March 25, 2004

Tomahawk 

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

Tomahawk by Dave March 23, 2004

floppy 

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

floppy by Dave March 23, 2004

eggzit 

The future pronunciation of the word "exit". I guess this word isn't so bad as "nuculer" or "excape" though.

"I'munna eggzit outta the car man."
-someone

eggzit by Dave March 23, 2004