offspring

best band ever concived

the offspring rule

by Dan October 31, 2003

hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.

"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"

by dan October 10, 2003

meatflower

a. Noun Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia
b. Noun The labia majora and minora.

Man, I bet that young woman has one sexy meatflower.

by Dan March 10, 2004

snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

by Dan March 27, 2005

Panzerfaust

A totally aweosme weapon that everyone call a n00b canon just because it has high power.

Oh no, I was too stupid to dodge that panzerfaust! I'll just call the other play a n00b!

by Dan June 13, 2004

lax

Short version for Lacrosse, A sport that requires great skill and mental toughness among other things (Balls)

You goin to lax practice today?

by Dan April 14, 2003

FordPrefect

A pretty hoopy frood, visits LUE often.

FordPrefect visits LUE and touches himself at night.

by dan July 23, 2004