d0c's definitions

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008

bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

by D0c February 23, 2006

Work Hot

When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.

You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.

Sue is really work hot, but if she was at the bar...she would not be as hot compared to the others.

by D0c March 17, 2009

gomer

A United States Marine

Look at Gomer in the blue uniform.

by D0c April 9, 2006

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

Fuck It List

A list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. Much like a bucket list.

Pam Anderson is on my Fuck It List, I wished on the done side!

by D0c January 10, 2009

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008