fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.

by D0c March 12, 2006

strawberry shortcake

A chick with red pubic hair.

She is a real Strawberry Shortcake

by D0c March 09, 2006

Pedestrian

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!

I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!

by d0c August 12, 2006

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 18, 2008

cunt

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

A slam on the "unusual" thinking habits of the fairer sex, CUNT....

by D0c February 21, 2006

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 18, 2008

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c February 22, 2006