A retirement or social security check.
Waiting on the mail box check.
A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....
Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.
A brown asshole or poop shoot.
My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.
The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.
My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.
Much like Underboob...
Bottom tit cleavage... (.)(.)
Also... under tatas... and the thousands of others....
Look at that hottie showing her undertits...
A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.
A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!
Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!