lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.
My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.
by D0c May 21, 2008
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Undertits

Much like Underboob...

Bottom tit cleavage... (.)(.)

Also... under tatas... and the thousands of others....
Look at that hottie showing her undertits...
by D0c October 17, 2009
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lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.
Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....
by D0c June 23, 2007
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fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.
My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.
by D0c March 12, 2006
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catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
by d0c March 18, 2008
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Pedestrian

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!
I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!
by d0c August 12, 2006
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