d0c's definitions

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c April 10, 2006

bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

by D0c February 23, 2006

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.

Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....

by D0c July 23, 2007

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

hillbilly round and round

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.

hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!

by D0c July 14, 2006

un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?

Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.

by d0c July 24, 2006