d0c's definitions

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

wheat ridge

Is the home of the Coors BOTTLE Company....the company that makes the beer bottles for the Golden based brewery.

Coors gets its bottles from the plant in Wheat Ridge.

by d0c March 17, 2008

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

mud plug

When you fuck someone in the ass and get a plug of shit in your piss hole. Related to a poop noodle...

I pissed out a mud plug.

by d0c March 14, 2008

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008

lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.

Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....

by D0c July 23, 2007