d0c's definitions

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c April 10, 2006

bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

by D0c February 23, 2006

hillbilly round and round

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.

hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!

by D0c July 14, 2006

Lakewood

A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!

Lakewood, Colorado a great place to call your hometown!

by d0c August 12, 2006

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008