d0c's definitions

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?

Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.

by d0c July 24, 2006

Lakewood

A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!

Lakewood, Colorado a great place to call your hometown!

by d0c August 12, 2006

woody

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

by D0c April 10, 2006

hillbilly round and round

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.

hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!

by D0c July 14, 2006

Giggity

A hottie, usually younger. A pre Giggity is a less than eighteen year old. A Gaggity is an ugly girl that thinks she is a Giggity. Can be shortened to Gig.

Damn look at the rack on that Giggity!

by D0c August 8, 2009

Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

by D0c April 10, 2006