cunt

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!

A slam on the "unusual" thinking habits of the fairer sex, CUNT....

by D0c February 21, 2006

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 18, 2008

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c February 22, 2006

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c March 09, 2006

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 18, 2008

choda

A penis.... nothing more! From the word in Spanish CHORIZO which is sausage.

Beso mi choda por favor! or kiss my dick please!

by d0c August 12, 2006

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008