lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

Lakewood

A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!

Lakewood, Colorado a great place to call your hometown!

by d0c August 12, 2006

un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?

Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.

by d0c July 24, 2006

Work Hot

When there is a good looking male or female at your job, that on the outside would not be so hot.

You can substitute "Work" with the name of your place of business... She's Coors hot or he's Walmart hot.

Sue is really work hot, but if she was at the bar...she would not be as hot compared to the others.

by D0c March 17, 2009

Giggity

A hottie, usually younger. A pre Giggity is a less than eighteen year old. A Gaggity is an ugly girl that thinks she is a Giggity. Can be shortened to Gig.

Damn look at the rack on that Giggity!

by D0c August 08, 2009

strawberry shortcake

A chick with red pubic hair.

She is a real Strawberry Shortcake

by D0c April 15, 2006

Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

by D0c April 10, 2006