d0c's definitions

woody

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

by D0c April 10, 2006

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by d0c March 17, 2008

piss sack

The layer of fat or roll under the female belly button just above the good stuff.

Look at the piss sack on her?

by D0c February 24, 2006

Fuck It List

A list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. Much like a bucket list.

Pam Anderson is on my Fuck It List, I wished on the done side!

by D0c January 10, 2009

Giggity

A hottie, usually younger. A pre Giggity is a less than eighteen year old. A Gaggity is an ugly girl that thinks she is a Giggity. Can be shortened to Gig.

Damn look at the rack on that Giggity!

by D0c August 8, 2009

Captain

A rank in a police, sheriff or fire department, usually the commander of a team or group of officers.

A male captain will sometimes offer to any female.... Want a little Captain in ya?!

Captain, my captain.... Yes please put a little captain in me!

by D0c April 10, 2006