D-man's definitions

mad clown

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back

i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.

by d-man December 11, 2003

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

gizzo

noun. 1. pertaining to money
2. can be substituted for any other noun.

verb. 1. to go

noun. i can't pay for dinner, i'm out of gizzo.

verb. hurry up, slut. let's gizzo

by d-man December 10, 2003

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003

fatty pouse

n: 1- a somewhat husky girl
2- a girl with a paunch

that waitress is a bit of a fatty pouse

by d-man December 11, 2003

poke

noun. 1. in reference to any amount of food, drink, drugs.

1. bitch, get off that joint and save me a poke.

2. too bad i ate all this pizza and didn't save jim a poke.

by d-man December 10, 2003

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 8, 2004