d-bizz's definitions
the tiny fragments of extremely hot burning hash which fall out of the end of a spliff and indiscriminantly burn holes in clothes, sofas, carpets, or anything else which the smoker forgot to move out of the way. any regular smoker of hash will gradually begin to find that all of their clothes have been ruined by tiny burn holes caused by the dreaded hotrocks.
dan made the mistake of smoking a spliff while naked, he shrieked like a girl when the hotrocks burned into his pubes
by D-Bizz December 14, 2006
Get the Hotrockmug. using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant
after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'
by D-Bizz December 14, 2006
Get the Glastonbury Showermug. facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
Get the stealth beardmug. similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
Get the drive-by watermelonmug. by D-Bizz January 10, 2007
Get the five finger discountmug. derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature
originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006
Get the schmuck-on-wheelsmug. the state of mind caused by taking large amounts of ketamine. the user becomes trapped in state of detatchment from their physical presence; the user can think about moving their arm, and will then see an arm moving in front of them, but the link between the thought and the moving arm does not register.
the senses also become distorted, objects appear to move closer or further away resulting in the user's sight becoming fixed to one point, fearing looking away from that point as the distortions are disorientating and in the worst cases can cause nausea.
the combination of these effects leave the user feeling trapped in a frozen state, as if stuck in a hole peering out; hence the expression 'k-hole'
the senses also become distorted, objects appear to move closer or further away resulting in the user's sight becoming fixed to one point, fearing looking away from that point as the distortions are disorientating and in the worst cases can cause nausea.
the combination of these effects leave the user feeling trapped in a frozen state, as if stuck in a hole peering out; hence the expression 'k-hole'
the party animal ingested enough ketamine to tranquilize a family of large bagders, it was all going fine until he found himself in the k-hole, staring at a tile on the floor for 2 hours, unable to move.
by D-Bizz December 19, 2006
Get the K-Holemug.