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stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
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Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant
after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'
by D-Bizz December 14, 2006
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schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006
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