Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

fuck, fight, or hold the light by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

dag 

a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)

Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)

Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.

Debbie? I wouldn't fuck that dag with Tony's dick!"

dag by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 3, 2008

snag 

a (SN)otty h(AG) (stuck up/arrogant female)

You see that? I said hi, & Suzi totally ignored me -- What a snag!

snag by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 3, 2008

platte 

French-Canadian for twat

That frog bitch I met last night sure had some sweet platte!

platte by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 2, 2008

score

as a verb "to give." Most often used for cigarettes or small amounts of money

Score me a smoke, dude!
Score me a buck, & I'll get it back to you tomorrow!

Response: I'm kinda short right now; get your own, loser!

score by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 28, 2007

impluvious

Unaware that it's raining

"Look at Joe, coming to work without an umbrella!"

"Yeah! What is he, impluvious?"

impluvious by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 24, 2007

cunt hooks 

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.

If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!

cunt hooks by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 16, 2007