cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

white shower

like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing

Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2009

fuck a duck

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

brass verdict

police slang for street justice in the form of a guilty person getting shot. (refers to the brass casings)

Did you hear? Benny managed to get a good lawyer and walked on all charges; & you just KNOW he was the one who stabbed the guy, even though the jury gave him a not guilty verdict!

Yeah, but then the guy's family shot him in the head the day after he was let out of jail -- that was the REAL verdict, man, a brass verdict!

Fuck him, piece of shit, anyway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 13, 2010

cunt hooks

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.

If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 16, 2007

diaper naked

That curious phenomenon where a baby in only a diaper looks somehow even more naked than being fully bare

Damn, that kid sure looks naked!

He's diaper naked, technically -- the long legs are what does it

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2010

typo

1. Short for typographical error (mistake when typing, not indicative of not knowing how to spell)
2. used as an excuse when can't spell
3. synonym for fuck you, to those who point out any slips you've made, even if non typing related

1. Teacher: "Your paper shows THERI as an answer when it should be THEIR"
You: Sorry, typo
2. Teacher: "Your paper shows THEIR as an answer when it should be THEY'RE"
You: Sorry, typo
3. Teacher: "You put LONDON as an answer, when it's actually PARIS"
You: Typo!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 15, 2010

rhymes with rich

euphemistic way of saying bitch
Can also say "rhymes with witch"

Fight between 2 polite Christian girls.
1) Oh yeah? Well you're a stupid rhymes with rich!
2) fuck you, too, rhymes with runt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 7, 2011