prefuctual agreement

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 03, 2017

finger puppet

A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.

Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 22, 2011

jerkwad

literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt

Useless fucking jerkwad! Go home or at least get off the damned highway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017

corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2013

The Lincoln

From "Sex Tape"(2014)

When you have sex for three hours straight (as long as the movie "Lincoln")

You remember our wedding night, dear?

Yes, we did the Lincoln 3 or 4 times that night! Ahh, good times. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 07, 2018

horizontal dictionary

whe you learn something from your lover (your horizontal dictionary )

I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020

gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.

Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 05, 2012