cyberpope67,BC,Canada's definitions

vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.

"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023

bicycle bitch

A woman who seems to have two periods/PMS in a month (perhaps due to a 21-day "cycle"?)

She's a bitch twice(bi) in one cycle

Fred: You look tired.
Ed: You have no idea! Remember around the 3rd when I said Mabel was PMSing all over my ass? Well, she's at it again!
Fred: It's still May, wehat is it, the 25th today?
Ed: Yea, lucky me, married a bicycle bitch!
Fred: Harsh, let's go drinking

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 11, 2011

dag

a generic term of contempt usually for a female. (if used on a male confers an even greater degree of contempt)

Abbreviation of daggit (a dog-like pet from Battlestar Galactica TV series in the 1980's)

Mostly used as one would use "dog", in referring to an ugly, scraggy bitch.

Debbie? I wouldn't fuck that dag with Tony's dick!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 3, 2008

manny

1. nickname for Manuel
2. male nanny(live-in maid+babysitter)

Dude, looks liike your ex-wife found herself a new fuck buddy & he's moved in with her

Nah, that's Manny(1), her new manny(2) -- he's really good with the kids. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 1, 2012

take the beach home

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011

rover

old term for a mobile phone

I'm in my car, on the rover, lemme call you back when I get home to the landline.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 19, 2018

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022